A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint
Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.

She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents
and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.
They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you!
We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a
wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint
Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into
Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to
watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.
"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you
were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little
house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I
traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I
went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a
bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia."

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to
pay later!

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My friend Juliana is running a contest in her blog. If you want to win cool cash then visit here blog. I posted below her instructions for the contest. Read on.

I am very delighted to let you all know, that I’m running my first ever contest on my three blogs: My World, My Library and Juliana’s Lair. I will be celebrating my first anniversary in the world of blogging this coming July 19, 2008. I can’t believe it will be a year soon, and I have enjoyed this experience immensely.
As my way of thanking my readers, my blogger friends and my constant visitors, I’ll be giving away cash prizes to contest participants with the highest accumulated points across all my three blogs.
1st place - $100.002nd place - $ 55.003rd place - $ 40.004th place - $ 30.005th place - $ 25.00
The contest starts today, as soon as this post is published and ends on July 19, 2008. Contest winners will be announced on July 23, 2008.
Here’s how to earn points:
1. Comment on my blog posts.- Every comment is equivalent to 1 point. You can only leave a maximum of two(2) comments per post and the comments should be relevant to the post.- Comments on my posts starting from entries written starting February 24 ,2008 counts. Only comments written starting today, March 2, 2008 are valid.
2. Copy and paste then publish this entry about the contest on your blog.- You earn 30 points.- Please inform me of the link so I can validate and add the points you earned.
3. Mention this contest on your blog by linking to this post.- You earn 20 points.- Again, please leave me a comment notifying me about this so I can credit your points.
4. To add an element of fun, since many of my readers have been asking about how old me and hubby are, let’s play a guessing game.- If you join the fun, and make a guess you’ll earn 10 points.- The right guess/guesses will earn 30 points (if both ages are correct)Only one right guess will earn 15 points.- Again, leave me a comment so I can credit your points.(Hint: the pictures you see on my three blogs are all current except the wedding pictures, which were taken when we celebrated our fifth wedding anniversary three years ago.)
The running accumulated points across the three blogs, will be posted on the side bars of the three blogs to keep you updated on your points earned.
Should there be a tie in any of the prizes at stake, a drawing will be held to determine the winner of that prize, and the person/s not drawn will win the next prize.
Prizes will be remitted to the Paypal accounts of the winners.
Easy enough, right? I hope you’ll all join the fun.

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Do you have a business and you need money for capital? I know that in order to start a business, you need to have the money first. Or maybe you already have a business but you need to expand but don't have the needed amount of money. If this is your problem, worry no more. You don't have to go anywhere to borrow money for your commercial business. Just go online and avail of the Commercial Mortgage being offered by BusinessMortgages.co.uk. Their specialist advisers are all ready to help you find a commercial mortgage at the lowest possible interest rates and work with you to ensure funds are released to you as soon as possible. A commercial mortgage, often referred to as a business mortgage, is a loan secured against a property, which is either currently being used or is intended to be used purely for business purposes. Anyone requiring funding for a commercial business can apply for a commercial mortgage. With any application, the potential borrower may be asked to supply some or all of the following information like audited accounts pertaining to the last two years, current performance indication, bank statements of the business over the period of the last six months, profiles or CVs on each director or partner of the business, asset and liability statements for each application, an overall business plan, indicating profit potential and the the methodology of how the loan will be repaid. So go online and apply for your needed money for your business.

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Bluebonnets in snow

The bluebonnet is the state flower in Texas. Actually bluebonnets are wild flowers and you can see them all around Texas during spring time. The shape is like that of a bonnet, thus it was called bluebonnet. The bluebonnet is one of the biggest springtime attractions in Texas. Our State Flower is as familiar a symbol of Texas as the Lone Star, Longhorn cattle, cowboy boots, or oil wells. As the oft-quoted historian Jack Maguire puts it, the "bluebonnet is to Texas what the shamrock is to Ireland, the cherry blossom to Japan, the lily to France, the rose to England and the tulip to Holland."

The blooms first start appearing along roadways and in meadows throughout the hill country in March, reaching their peak in April. There are several varieties of bluebonnet in the state but the Lupinus texensis, found all over Central Texas, is the showiest and most attractive species. From late March through April and into May bluebonnets can be seen along highways and country roads and in parks throughout the area. Texas was the first state in America to plant its roadways with flowers and now everyone can enjoy bluebonnets found along thousands of miles of Texas highways

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Are you in debt and you don't know how to manage it and pay it off? I believe a lot of people have this problem and they are worried they might end up having a bad credit history or much worst go bankrupt. This is a very sad thing to happen to any body's lives. Everybody doesn't want this to happen. My hubby and I doesn't want this to happen to us either. There are things to do to manage our debts and my hubby and I are trying our best to pay our debts every month. We don't spend our money beyond our means. We only buy the things that we need like our groceries, gas, clothings and foods. We set aside money to pay our house and our bills. My hubby make it sure that we pay all our bills on time and not miss any payment on our house. In other words, good financial management is the key to avoid bankruptcy. Now, if you are in debt and you need help to manage your finances, you can get the help of Clear Debt online. An IVA can help you become debt free! An IVA is a legally binding agreement between you and all the people and organizations you owe money to (your creditors). You can try to arrange an IVA when there is no real prospect of paying off all your debts. Clear Debt provides help and advice on how to avoid bankruptcy. As long as you are confident you can maintain the regular monthly payment that is agreed, an IVA could be the solution for you. At the end of a successful IVA you will emerge clear of these debts and debt free.

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I hope this does not offend anyone.....but its funny....

A girl walks into a bar in Texas , orders a beer and sits down at the
bar where a Mexican and an Iraqi are also drinking beers.

The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, then catches her glass. She says, "In Texas we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice".

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