It's joke time once again...

A Baptist couple decide that they want to get a dog. As they are walking down the street in town, they notice that a sign in the pet shop is advertising "Christian Puppies." Their interest piqued, they go inside.

"How do you know they're Christian puppies?"

"Watch," says the owner, as he takes one of the dogs and says, "Fetch the Bible." The dog runs over to the desk, and grabs the Bible in its mouth and returns. Putting the Bible on the floor, the owner says, "Find Psalm 23." The dog flips pages with its paw until he reaches the right page, and then stops. Amazed and delighted, the couple purchase the dog and head home.

That evening, they invite some friends over and show them the dog, having him run through his Psalm 23 routine. Impressed, one of the visitors asks "Does he also know 'regular' commands?"

"Gee, we don't know. We didn't ask," replies the husband.

Turning to the dog, he says, "Sit." The dog sits. He says, "Lie down." The dog lies down. He says "Roll over." The dog rolls over.

He says "Heel." The dog runs over to him, jumps up on the sofa, puts both paws on the owner's forehead and bows his head.

"Oh look!" the wife exclaims. "He's PENTECOSTAL!"

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When people reached the age of retirement, most of them wants to enjoy life and take advantage of their retirement money. Some go on vacation or go shopping. Others engaged in their favorite sports or just stay at home and relax. Although retirement means retiring form working, there are still people who after retirement still want to have something worthwhile to do like going back to work or have a career that will occupy their time. It's really not easy just to stay at home and do nothing if you're used to having a busy life. That's why most retirees are looking for jobs after retirement to spend their senior years in life. If you know somebody who is retired and wants to get a job, then you can tell them about this site. SeniorCareerSource provides a unique career solution for this new breed of “senior.” Designed specifically for retirees who are embarking on a meaningful second career, SeniorCareerSource is the only employment resource that helps seniors find meaningful job opportunities that match their new-found life goals, interests and availability. Life after all is a continuous process of learning and you learn from your experiences in life, from your jobs and from your career. Being a senior doesn't mean that you can't do your work as good as the young ones. In fact. seniors got more experience and knowledge than the younger generation. It's good there's this site that can help them find a good job even after their retirement.

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For all those he men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint
Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.

She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents
and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.
They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you!
We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a
wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint
Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into
Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to
watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.
"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you
were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little
house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I
traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I
went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a
bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia."

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to
pay later!

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My friend Juliana is running a contest in her blog. If you want to win cool cash then visit here blog. I posted below her instructions for the contest. Read on.

I am very delighted to let you all know, that I’m running my first ever contest on my three blogs: My World, My Library and Juliana’s Lair. I will be celebrating my first anniversary in the world of blogging this coming July 19, 2008. I can’t believe it will be a year soon, and I have enjoyed this experience immensely.
As my way of thanking my readers, my blogger friends and my constant visitors, I’ll be giving away cash prizes to contest participants with the highest accumulated points across all my three blogs.
1st place - $100.002nd place - $ 55.003rd place - $ 40.004th place - $ 30.005th place - $ 25.00
The contest starts today, as soon as this post is published and ends on July 19, 2008. Contest winners will be announced on July 23, 2008.
Here’s how to earn points:
1. Comment on my blog posts.- Every comment is equivalent to 1 point. You can only leave a maximum of two(2) comments per post and the comments should be relevant to the post.- Comments on my posts starting from entries written starting February 24 ,2008 counts. Only comments written starting today, March 2, 2008 are valid.
2. Copy and paste then publish this entry about the contest on your blog.- You earn 30 points.- Please inform me of the link so I can validate and add the points you earned.
3. Mention this contest on your blog by linking to this post.- You earn 20 points.- Again, please leave me a comment notifying me about this so I can credit your points.
4. To add an element of fun, since many of my readers have been asking about how old me and hubby are, let’s play a guessing game.- If you join the fun, and make a guess you’ll earn 10 points.- The right guess/guesses will earn 30 points (if both ages are correct)Only one right guess will earn 15 points.- Again, leave me a comment so I can credit your points.(Hint: the pictures you see on my three blogs are all current except the wedding pictures, which were taken when we celebrated our fifth wedding anniversary three years ago.)
The running accumulated points across the three blogs, will be posted on the side bars of the three blogs to keep you updated on your points earned.
Should there be a tie in any of the prizes at stake, a drawing will be held to determine the winner of that prize, and the person/s not drawn will win the next prize.
Prizes will be remitted to the Paypal accounts of the winners.
Easy enough, right? I hope you’ll all join the fun.

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