A Redneck from Texas walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'
The Texas Redneck replied, `where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?'
Ah, the Old Stupid Texas Rednecks and his name was BUBBA!

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If you're planning to throw a party and you want to have some fun for everybody, you better contact this site which offers services like Inflatable Party Rentals. They provide rides, slides and games that will make your party lively and memorable. Whether you will have a church, company or school events, Party Rentals will make your party a success. If you want water works in your party, they have the Water Slide Party Rentals too. Just go to their site and check it out.

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As you may have heard, each of us (may be) will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard sales, since those are the only businesses still in the United States

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I've been wanting to have a coach bag but the price is too much for me. I can't aford it right now. I have to save money in order to buy one. I like this style and also the color. The price of this bag is $153.

Coach Purses & Handbags are among the most sought after brands in fashion handbags, and for good reason: Coach is one of the few brands that stand up to all the hype. When you hold a Coach Purse, you can see and feel the quality. If it weren't for the fact that fashions change so often, Coach purses and handbags could be used for a lifetime. The lesson there is that since trends come and go, hold on to those old Coach leather handbags - they might be all the rage next year!

Coach was started more than fifty years ago as a family business. From a Manhattan loft, six leather artisans developed a collection of superior quality leather bags and accessories using time-honored skills passed down through generations.

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I'm always fascinated watching cheerleaders during a competition. They make the event livelier and more enjoyable. What with their stylish and sexy attires. Here's a cool website that provides wardrobe to cheerleaders. Cool clothes retailer, Company 81, have given a sneak preview into their sexy Cheerleaders locker room! Browse this site and take a Look in side Squad 81 cheerleaders locker room!. I bet you would be fascinated looking at them. You can ask them to send a personal message to your friends and you can enter the sweepstake competition for the chance of winning all the girls to come back to your room, laden with a whole new wardrobe of the freshest clothes for your summer look! Have fun!

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MOST OF ALL,


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Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

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